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Dongs

People who use your stuff when you don't want them too
Look at those dongs over There stealing my car
by Humankind August 22, 2014
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Funky Dong

"Damn, thats a real funky dong!"
by TrashbinsRcool December 14, 2023
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Ding Dong Dicking

The art of Ding Dong Ditching but instead of ditching you whip out your dick and scream " Ding dong, suck my dong!".
Dave: Did you hear what happened last night?
Chad: No, what?
Dave: Adam ding dong dicked Jessica!
Ding dong Dicking
by Dong Master Erebys January 7, 2020
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dong

Dong means a guy who wanna be young, rich, handsome, sexy, hot, cute and pretty.

Greedy boiiiii
Hey! Are you dong?
by so_sososo August 16, 2021
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Japanese Two-Dong Stableford

When your golf buddy wants to make golf harder than it is.
“DeWayne wants to make us lose strokes playing Japanese Two-Dong Stableford rules.
by LokiDeCat October 27, 2021
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shong lock dong

Big black man. Most likely from Africa or the southern part of America.
Is Joshua a shong lock dong?
by dragon_slayer36 October 1, 2017
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Dong

A popular name for the male phallus, brought back into the spotlight by erectile enthusiasts, Numan.com with their tv advert entitled 'call it what you will', declared the 'best ever advert' by the flaccid men of Twitter.
That unbranded viagra really brought my dong back to life!

I took a few blue pills and couldn't believe how hard my dong was!
by oldhag89 March 1, 2022
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