Dongs

People who use your stuff when you don't want them too

Look at those dongs over There stealing my car

by Humankind August 22, 2014

Funky Dong

When someones dick is funky.

"Damn, thats a real funky dong!"

by TrashbinsRcool December 14, 2023

Ding Dong Dicking

The art of Ding Dong Ditching but instead of ditching you whip out your dick and scream " Ding dong, suck my dong!".

Dave: Did you hear what happened last night?
Chad: No, what?
Dave: Adam ding dong dicked Jessica!
Ding dong Dicking

by Dong Master Erebys January 7, 2020

dong

Dong means a guy who wanna be young, rich, handsome, sexy, hot, cute and pretty.

Greedy boiiiii

Hey! Are you dong?

by so_sososo August 16, 2021

Japanese Two-Dong Stableford

When your golf buddy wants to make golf harder than it is.

“DeWayne wants to make us lose strokes playing Japanese Two-Dong Stableford rules.

by LokiDeCat October 27, 2021

shong lock dong

Big black man. Most likely from Africa or the southern part of America.

Is Joshua a shong lock dong?

by dragon_slayer36 October 1, 2017

Dong

A popular name for the male phallus, brought back into the spotlight by erectile enthusiasts, Numan.com with their tv advert entitled 'call it what you will', declared the 'best ever advert' by the flaccid men of Twitter.

That unbranded viagra really brought my dong back to life!

I took a few blue pills and couldn't believe how hard my dong was!

by oldhag89 March 1, 2022