by Luke Joe May 9, 2008

When a white man steals something, usually quickly. This is a rare occurance as theft is usually committed by negros and spicks. Often when this occurs, it is appropriate to yell out "damn, I just got cracker-jacked". Many white people who 'cracker jack' are drunk.
"Did you hear that Vinny got cracker jacked the other day?"
"Man, I wanna cracker jack that nigger over there. Teach him a lesson about superiority"
"Man, I wanna cracker jack that nigger over there. Teach him a lesson about superiority"
by The Nameless Man March 13, 2009

by real metal people February 26, 2011

Jane: "You know what would be really good right now?"
Jane & Emily (In Unison): "Apple Pie Ice Cream."
Jane & Emily (Looking at each other and in unison): "Oyster Crackers!"
Jane & Emily (In Unison): "Apple Pie Ice Cream."
Jane & Emily (Looking at each other and in unison): "Oyster Crackers!"
by anonymous January 19, 2004

That idiot that just cut you off and slowed down below the speed limit. Or any other retard that pulled their license out of a cracker jack box
by cafiend March 27, 2008

by Mike Hunt October 17, 2003

by descendant of porch-crackers February 8, 2012
