Coffee

I mean, I'm going to be having coffee either way...

Hym "Coffee? The would undoubtedly be the weirdest fucking thing that has ever happened."

by Hym Iam September 1, 2023

the coffee

A copy of the 1980's band. Affair's song, "No Turning Back" also known as "Ain't No Way" on SOCAN. It was first mentioned in the 1984 porno, Taboo III. This was a speech-to-text error said by Christopher Saint Booth. One of the people in the 1980's duo, Who's Who? (Christopher Saint Booth, Philip Adrian Booth) who were behind infamous lostwave, Ulterior Motives/EKT/Everyone Knows That, who were also involved in Affair.

Who's Who? Fan: "YO CHRISTOPHER FOUND THE COFFEE I'M SO HAPPY"

by riverflow1986 August 23, 2025

Hardcore Coffee Drinkers

You are a hardcore coffee drinker if you have coffee in your veins and drink nothing but.

P.s.
You're a vampire.

Those persons are some real hardcore coffee drinkers.

by PrincessPea04 December 9, 2019

Coffee Monkey

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.

The coffee monkey brought me coffee this morning. I guess I’ll have sex with him...next week.

by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019

Having the cake and coffee

When someone is BSing around; taking their sweet time.

How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?

Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee

by Vincekid March 25, 2020

Coffee Waffle

When you take a shower after drinking coffee and have to take a shit. So you end up waffle stomping them down the drain.

"I got the coffee shits so bad in the shower this morning that I had to Coffee Waffle them."

by sailorkatz April 4, 2021

Coffee

1) Keeps you woke
2) Facts/News not gossip or petty
3) For grown folks, not kids
4) When sipped straight, it’s black and strong
5) Antonym: Tea

I sip coffee, boo boo. Hold the tea.
This coffee is extra black, black.
Did you get today’s coffee?
Did you hear him? Kanye forgot his coffee.

by MDS March 24, 2019