Cody causey

A deadbeat dad currently eating a hoe named Katlyn ward

Friend 1: dude he got me pregnant and left
Friend 2: sounds like a Cody causey

by Livingituofordaweekend August 15, 2019

Santa Clause

An excuse to get children to make good choices and be good all year. However, it never works but we give them presents anyways, so they don’t throw tantrums saying that this is the worst Christmas ever.

Hey, Little Bobby, Make sure you’re nice or else Santa Clause won’t get you that teddy bear you want.

by lady tiny fame six November 13, 2019

Santa Clause

A fat harry man that breaks into your house on christmas night. Drinks the sticky white stuff the fourteen year old leaves out in the fridge. Rapes you under the bed then gives you a sededation and puts you back to sleep, then he has an affair with your mother. Finally, he is every boys idol because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Me: Jackson us such a Santa Clause.

by Karen's Acrylics October 21, 2019

Cock closet

A warm moist gash

I beat the fuck out of her cock closet last night.

by The big bad carpet muncher December 21, 2019

goodie closet

noun
A closet for snacks. First discovered in OneTopic's "The straights are NOT OK"

"Did you steal the cheetos out of my goodie closet again?"
"I'm sorry, but it's my cheat day and I'm really hungry."

by Cookie_on_Joy August 13, 2020

la clase de espanol

what an 9th grader who just entered spanish in high school calls their spanish class

Person: “Im going to la clase de espanol next!”

by Zaptie November 1, 2020

Embedded Clause

A clause which has been embedded into a sentence

Tom used an embedded clause in his sentence, which was shit, and cried himself to sleep

by Xavvvvvvvvvy squadddd November 11, 2020