buzzed shorts

A level of intoxication prior to being wastey pants.

Usually on the cusp of having a good night but not quite sure what type of bad decisions you may make.

"I hope that girl decides to go from buzzed shorts to wastey pants tonight... I wanna make bad decisions with her."

by Efffsandwich December 22, 2013

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buzzer licker

~ A lesbian.
~ a woman who likes to perform oral sex on another female. A woman who likes to suck and lick clits (or the clitoris). A lesbian.

Dude, that chic at the bar was never going to fuck you man, she was definitely a buzzer licker.

by UfaPapa007 August 30, 2014

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buzzbowl

To erase from existence.

I met god once. But then here buzzbowled me because I was a sinner./

by Angeltripper July 2, 2017

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A Buzzlord is a being, typically human, which exhibits buzzy - i.e wierd and funny characteristics or sentance construction. Buzzlords ussally like to party, are found at festivals and generous with their party supplies. Buzzlords are seldom quantitative people, often bad with all things numerical and known for their outlandish stories from their or their friends lives. Typically recasting themselves in the central role of such narrative. A Buzzlord never lets the truth get in the way of a good story.

Marcus is such a Buzzlord, he told me a story of being caught by the police outside a school while high and offering to help said police find the perpatrators of being in the school. Of cource he was the perpatrator. All while he had tin foil pigtails in his hair.

by Zelfdestruct February 24, 2019

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