window-licking bus

a bus which takes retards/spacks to work or school

also if you see a dumbass walking by

1. hey look its the window-licking bus
2. hey look at him he looks as if he jus got off the window-licking bus

by Luke Parry & Carl Williams January 25, 2004

Bacon Unit (BU)

A unit of measure by which all other things can be measured, not only based on standard bacon strip length, but also based on the understanding that bacon is without equal and as so is listed as 1 BU.

That movie was awesome, I'd give it about .8 Bacon Unit (BU).

That guy was huge; at least 8 bacon tall.

by Count-Chuckula July 29, 2011

bus-fucked

a metaphor / figure of speech..

when you've been fucked by something as big as a bus, your ass will never get back to normal.. hence 'bus-fucked' because there's no way back from that..

similar to a clusterfuck

oh man, i was drunk in my car and crashed into a police station, the judge bus-fucked me

by Ex-Felthamite November 29, 2011

Dirty Bus Driver

The man at the front of the line in an anal all male sex train.

"Come on fellas! Lets have a fuck train! I'll be the Dirty Bus Driver!" Leroy says as he grabs his ankles.

by Felix 35 March 1, 2009

japanese bus ride

One girl is sucking 2 dicks while riding another guy reverse cowgirl sitting straight up. The two guys getting their dicks sucked bust in each of her eyes while shes still riding the other guy. Her eyes become squinted and shes bouncing up and down as if she was in a bus driven by an asian person.

Did you hear about that slut devlin, i heard he got japanese bus rided.

by qmoneynig April 12, 2010

Bus seat bitch

1. someone who thinks they own a seat on the bus, be it a school bus or city bus

Bus seat bitch: Get the fuck out of my seat!
Normal person: I don't see your name on it...
Bus seat bitch: You know I sit here!

by darkshark15 April 11, 2008

Catch a bus

An excuse to get out of a sticky or unwanted interaction, in truth, to smoke weed; often with real friends.

"Hey Sam, I haven't seen you in forever!"
"I gotta run and Catch a bus!"

by universal consciousness January 6, 2017