blow finger

The act of inserting a finger in to ones own anus, stiring it around, removing it, placing it 18" from your opponent and then blowing accross it.

Its like getting hit in the face with a bag of shite

I gave my girlfriend a blow finger last night, the dirty bitch puked all over me!

by Unworthy1 May 3, 2005

blow job

A nice job, if you can get it.

"I could really go for a blow job right about now."

by Carl J. Maltese April 21, 2007

Blow Job

A word for use in tricking teachers or other people you dont want knowing you smoke but sound gay

guy1: Yo man do you want a blow job
guy2: What the fuck i aint gay
guy1: Chill im talking bout a ciggy
guy2: aw hell yeah im down with that

by Brian-anonymous October 27, 2008

blow a gasket

Sudden diarrhea or another way to describe a shart/anal leakage.

Sorry folks, the bathroom is off limits. I just blew a gasket in there.
That fart sounded nasty. Did you blow a gasket?

by YorickDCJ July 30, 2019

Pro Blow

A certain type of person who is extremely experienced in the art of giving fellatio. Some might say they do this for a living!

"I slobbed his knob on the morning of graduation...my mum shook his hand an hour later! Im a Pro Blow!"

by Pro Blow April 11, 2009

The Double Blow

When a girl is giving a guy a head and the guy gets so drunk he has to puke but the girl doesn’t stop blowing him.

Tyler is experiencing the double blow in the bathroom with Courtney right now.

by DoubleBlowShelbyKyle October 1, 2011

Smeg-blow

When a girl sucks the smegma out of your foreskin.

Jen gave Chris a smeg-blow.

by Kerrad from new jersey April 11, 2009