breakfast in bed

When someone is sleeping and you shit on their face. Then you leave a cinnamon bun next to their pillow so they'll have something nice to eat when they wake up.

My boyfriend forgot about my birthday, so I decided I'd leave give him breakfast in bed as a thank-you.

breakfast in bed by momo jenkins March 5, 2005

Breakfast in Bed

To defecate on another's face as they sleep.

"That breakfast in bed was served piping hot!"

Breakfast in Bed by IcerX August 17, 2009

Shit in the Bed

When something bad happens.

Person 1:Man my VCR ate my favorite movie.
Person 2:Shit in the Bed!

Shit in the Bed by Reid 3rd January 1, 2004

Jamaican Tanning Bed 

Your partner lays down on their stomach as you cum buckets all down the back of their head to make it seem like they have white dreadlocks.

My girlfriend was out in our backyard tanning and i suddenly snuck up on her and gave a good ol' jamaican tanning bed.

Jamaican Tanning Bed by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011

dead bed 

Dead Bed Someone who lacks performance of sexual intercourse in bed.Basically there boring in bed and don't engage in anything else.They're strictly set to do one thing and one thing only.

There's not any fun having a sexual encounter with a dead bed.

dead bed by Ambitions definitions May 26, 2017

Shat the bed 

To got up really early in the morning much earlier than you ususally would.

Man I Shat the bed today. I had to get up at 6am to catch the plane.

Shat the bed by Jaber the hut October 24, 2013

Shit the bed 

When you do something that, in the moment, you think is great, but you later realize that it was a horrible idea.

You - Remember that bitch we were talking about a couple weeks ago?
Friend - Yeah, why?
You - Well, I got drunk and thought it was a good idea to ask her out...
Friend - You're screwed.
You - Yep... I just shit the bed...

Shit the bed by Diane O. Saure October 23, 2013