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I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass 

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
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Adv. Beans

Around 22 bored students sitting in a zoom call chatting about beans
I love being in Adv. beans
Adv. Beans by Mr. Bean Man October 1, 2020

Adv. Beans

A class of Around 22 bored students in a zoom call chatting about beans
I love being in Adv. Beans
Adv. Beans by Mr. Bean Man October 1, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.> Pepping THe BEans Whistle<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> Pepping THe BEans Whistle<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.> Pepping THe BEans Whistle<.7.9.7.6.>

Fill in the beaks 

the act of “insert action” to poachy smalls, it can mean a variety of things so long as it’s applying to the beak aka “poachy”

Ie, to fulfill a task with Poachy or complete an assignment with the aid of poachy/ receiving her help to complete a task

To “fill in the beaks” is , well, TO FILL IN THE BEAKS !
I be blastin that ass like a beak
Make ya poach squeak

Help me clap them cheeks
So I can fill in the beaks

Guy 1: man I gotta finish that philosophy exam, I better fill in the beaks

*calls a chicken over the phone*

“If you are to pass that test you best fill in the beaks”

Without the beak one cannot fill in the beaks
Fill in the beaks by Gibbygeo February 11, 2022

Saber's beads 

(Astronomy) Necklace of staggered brightness peaks seen on extremely young or old moon crescents. (Astrology) Moon phase symbolizing increased perspective and open-mindedness.
Through binoculars we saw the broken arc of Saber's beads along the thin lunar crescent.
Saber's beads by infoserver March 9, 2019

Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh 

A Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh that sometimes yells "OUCHHHHHHH!!"
"Excuse me Ma'am, I'm having some trouble finding a Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh