Beans

A person that has the best meme page in Instagram also the person that committed more war crimes than America in Vietnam

Person 1 : you follow (beans) @bean.s_to_pay_the_bills
Person 2 : yes
Person 1: wanna get married and live our lives in albania and never pay taxes

Person 2: fuck no *unfollows* me

by Beans that got taxed November 22, 2021

beanspliff

A young boy named Ben Jacobs who passed out after watching underworld revolution and getting too high off smoking marijuana cigarettes and eating bean burritos in his friend Jordan's car. In the morning they found a spliff mashed in the beans from a half eaten burrito hence the name beenspliff 👌

Yo that old dirty "beanspliff" is up to no good. Passing out in car's from eating Mexican food and being too high.

by 3ggboiler November 23, 2021

beans

a cat that has one single braincell in his tiny head. that braincell is tv static.

is that beans the cat?

yeah! he's a dumbass with one braincell.

by thebestemma November 25, 2021

Beanstroke

A dirt bag. A generally pompous individual. A jerkoff.

Dont try to talk to bryan today. Hes being a total beanstroke!

by anonymous November 26, 2021

beans

what you look for in the middle of the night.

Guy: i want some beans

by chreesus jist December 5, 2021

Beans

A type of food

Me and the boys at 3AM looking for sum BEANS

by Ghost_Twins December 6, 2021

Beans

Beans meaning cold, shriveled up balls the size of beans...

You better wrap up, it's beans outside

by ReGgAeRoB January 10, 2022