TDS Bank

The infamous bright-green-block-logo financial institution that is open 7 days a week, but is so consumer-unfriendly and charges so many outrageous fees that they are aptly named, since they are so "tedious" to deal with.

I don't know how that confounded TDS Bank ever stays in business, what with all their financial shenanigans that differ so starkly with other nearby banks.

by QuacksO October 19, 2016

Bought a small piece of the bank

When you suck a fart out of a midgets butthole.

Tiny was feeling gassy so I bought a small piece of the bank.

by All Bets Hedged July 27, 2021

faded bank

When you used to make more money

I did make bank but now im making faded bank

by tbink90 August 26, 2014

Wank bank

Jar in cupboard filled with tissues sometimes stored in garden

I buried my wank bank in the garden yesterday

by Wankkbank April 24, 2020

bank

phat ass

“cuz i got a, small waist, pretty face, with a big bank”

by therealdealdefiner123 January 21, 2021

Banks Syndrome

The tendecy to get fucked over physically, psychologically, financially and legally everytime you find yourself inside a bar.

Person 1: "Poor Banks, he's really unlucky when it comes to bars."
Person 2: "Yeah, almost like a complex... like... a syndrome"
Person 1: "A Banks Syndrome!"

by >blank November 29, 2017

whinney banks

The car theft capital of TS5 and sketchiest place in Middlesbrough

Fuck don’t leave your car there this is Whinney Banks (or Whinney Bronx) it’ll be gone before your inside you mad cunt

by Whinney Bna July 7, 2018