April 17

National April fools day but a few weeks late. This is for bitches who forgot about April 1st but wants to pull pranks.

Hey you know, it’s April 17th. Get pie-faced suckers

by moocowgoesaghhh April 16, 2021

April 19th

National affection day. On this day you hug, kiss, cuddle, say "I love you" or do anything that is affectionat to your gf/bf

Bf: *kisses his gf
Gf: what was that for?

Bf: oh it's April 19th!

by #mybudussyholeishot April 16, 2022

April fools

The only day in the year you can tell someone you have a crush on how you really feel about them because you know that if they turn you down, you can just say "sike, it's April fools, I can't believe you fell for it, haha". After that you slowly die inside

Me: I've waited so long to tell you this, I love you!
My crush: You're just a friend to me, i don't like you.
Me: Haha, It's April fools, you're so stupid. You actually believed that!
Also me: "fuck life, what's the point of living"

by Itsjustmeyesme April 1, 2020

No Anime April

A month in which you cannot watch Anime in any form whatsoever. Increases the chance of losing virginity by 1000%

He's on No Anime April, watch him dick down every woman in town.

by assrider6969 December 30, 2018

April 14th

It the annual day, where you tell your fake friends to go the fuck away!

y/n: dude its April 14th!

fake friend: and?
y/n: it's tell your fake friends to go the fuck away day!
fake friend: ooo nice! can i come with you?
y/n: no, you need to go the fuck away :/

by lxver seii April 13, 2022

April Angelica

Taurus. Stubborn and head strong but that is her charm, she never backs down; a fighter. She is a person who is worth loving, worth giving your everything. She is a person who deserves to be loved, cared for and cherished. She is a person who will be blessed in all things she do. She is responsible and hard working that is why she succeeds in everything. She is worth everything- your time, effort, tears, laughter and love.

She is the one. The person she marries will be the luckiest person in the world. She is everything that you could ever want as a wife. She has her imperfections but that us what makes her perfect.

I love you so much April Angelica.

by ObsidianDragon June 19, 2021

April 7

When the most beautiful (and cutest) boy in the world was born

Person 1: eyo did you know Erick was born in April 7th?

Person 2: no wonder why he is so cute

by D3l14 July 31, 2021