Alabama Rug Burn

A nasty rash caused by long sessions of cunnilingus, primarily on the upper lip. This condition is treatable with some prescription ointments and/or creams, but quick and aggressive response is advisable. Many male sufferers typically have been in close proximity of a course haired, horny vagina while putting extreme pressure on her landing strip with his upper lip.

Mike spent hours eating Jenny's snatch Saturday night giving her pleasure and multiple orgasms. Now he's down at the pharmacist buying cremes and ointment for his Alabama rug burn.

by opusbar1 July 6, 2010

Alabama brown trout

A large shit or poop.

"Dude PF Changs was delicious but now I have to go stock the lake with an alabama brown trout."

"I dropped an Alabama Brown Trout.... it was so wet and slippery!"

by John and Eric March 2, 2011

Alabama King Cobra

A male's genital that is so immensely powerful, it is capable of leaving the male's body and turning into its own species. Thoroughly enjoys deep throating by sliding so far up a woman's anus it reaches lower esophagus.

Tom: i'm feeling rather down, my penis became an alabama king cobra and stool my girlfriend last week.
Sam: don't worry i know how you feel, same thing happened to me a few months back.

by the stickiest August 20, 2017

alabama shooting star

In the slave days when they would catapult black people into the air as a punishment for not picking cotton

Cledus: we'll have to find some way to punish these negroes
Billy: just put em in a catapult and make them Alabama shooting stars

by Romanisagod April 8, 2020

Alabama Pixie Stick

Meant do describe a cock in a kinky southern accent

Ima have to use this Alabama Pixie Stick to make you behave.

It takes two strokes to get my Alabama Pixie Stick wet

by Higliff November 11, 2021

Alabama Anus Buster

When u insert a jack hammer into ur partners poop tunnel and it comes out the front end and you get the remains and feed em to ur dog and proceed to have inntercours while ur partners slowly dies

Aye what's up jusiah I had to call an ambulance after I hit that chick with tha Alabama Anus Buster

by Hurdle season November 30, 2016

alabama tree frog

A sex position where a male dwarf climbs a larger female's body until he stops to jump on her. He jumps until she screams in pain, and then after this the dwarf croaks like a frog.

Dude, Evan was an Alabama Tree frog last night. He told me all about it.

by yeet_god April 19, 2018