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Wife

Name given to a female best friend usually by another female to show the bond between them. Being someone’s wife means you are their (or one of their) best female friends.
Hey, omg, do you want to be my wife?

Hey i don't know if you can be my wife anymore. I want a divorce.
by Bobabubbles March 12, 2021
mugGet the Wifemug.

ur wife

its self explanatory ;)
im ur wife now
by 你的老婆 November 22, 2021
mugGet the ur wifemug.

Charge of the wife bregade

The act of pushing gender and race inclusivity by Hollywood for the exclusive purpose of making money.
Person A: Did you see that scene in endgame where all the women teamed up? That was badass.
Person B: That scene was cool but a real charge of the wife bregade.
by CptWondertoes October 31, 2019
mugGet the Charge of the wife bregademug.

Wife-Stitch

The removal of ones testicles during a vasectomy procedure, upon the wives request.
"Oh yeah doc, go ahead and give him the Wife-Stitch. He'll be so much easier to deal with!"
by inertialivzard July 28, 2023
mugGet the Wife-Stitchmug.

Asian trophy wife

A wife who meets the report card requirements of an Asian tiger mom in-law. While still human, an Asian trophy wife is valued for her degrees, academic credentials, and/or professional achievements. An Asian trophy wife’s personality, beauty, or goals in life are secondary. The more impressive the resume, the better the trophy.
“My mother in law only likes me because I have a PhD.”
“Oh, you mean you’re an Asian trophy wife!”
by 🙂🙃😬 February 21, 2023
mugGet the Asian trophy wifemug.

jotaros._.wife

i love her sm i don't blame u for wanting to immediately marry her, she an amazing person <333
Person 1: hey have you heard of jotaros._.wife??
Person 2:yes!!
Person 1: :D
by xed7even April 4, 2021
mugGet the jotaros._.wifemug.

Wife

Boomer 1: I hate my wife
Boomer 2: And i hate my wife
by n0dini February 26, 2021
mugGet the Wifemug.

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