you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.
by SipRamenNoodles October 31, 2019
Get the Condom Fevermug. Texas fever
n.
An infectious disease of cattle first identified in Texas, characterized by high fever, anemia, and emaciation and caused by a parasitic protozoan (Babesia bigemina) that is transmitted by cattle ticks.
This is not to be associated with any form of homosexual activities
n.
An infectious disease of cattle first identified in Texas, characterized by high fever, anemia, and emaciation and caused by a parasitic protozoan (Babesia bigemina) that is transmitted by cattle ticks.
This is not to be associated with any form of homosexual activities
"Did you hear about those cows"
"Yeah I heard they caught texas fever"
"hmm must have been those ticks"
"Yeah I heard they caught texas fever"
"hmm must have been those ticks"
by south_town October 23, 2011
Get the Texas Fevermug. by TeskarTheBlindSquid September 4, 2019
Get the Tomato Fevermug. That feeling of being wrapped up in a cocoon of fever that disables you from doing almost any act of daily living. It becomes a struggle to get up for the smallest of tasks
While in my fever-cocoon I was unable to stand up and prepare a meal, do dishes or barely even get to the bathroom, it was all a struggle.
by Nurse Mary December 9, 2023
Get the Fever-cocoonmug. by rosenator November 8, 2015
Get the maple fevermug. When a drummer is so autistic and sensory seeking that literally can't stop hitting things in time with the beat of a metronome/song
by peeesucker42069sex July 14, 2024
Get the Rhythm fevermug. 1. The uncontrollable urge to put maple syrup on everything, including coffee, breakfast cereal and bacon.
2. The feeling one gets when wanting to see the change of the colours of the maple trees in September and October, especially in Ontario and Quebec.
3. A non-Canadian obsessed with all things Canadian, including Kraft Dinner, poutine, hockey, Earls girls, bacon, “free healthcare”, kayaking, Timmy Ho’s, moose and polar bears.
4. A sexual obsession for Canadians felt by non-Canadians. First coined when Butters from South Park starts dating a Canadian girl.
2. The feeling one gets when wanting to see the change of the colours of the maple trees in September and October, especially in Ontario and Quebec.
3. A non-Canadian obsessed with all things Canadian, including Kraft Dinner, poutine, hockey, Earls girls, bacon, “free healthcare”, kayaking, Timmy Ho’s, moose and polar bears.
4. A sexual obsession for Canadians felt by non-Canadians. First coined when Butters from South Park starts dating a Canadian girl.
Example 1:
Damn this maple fever! I’ll need to head to the the cabane à sucre (sugar shack) this afternoon to re-stock!
Example 2:
Wife: Honey, I would love to head up to Mont-Tremblant this weekend to see the fall leaves!
Husband: Sounds like you've got the maple fever! Hopefully we leave early enough to beat the traffic – I don’t like dealing with the obnoxious leafers from New York City!
Example 3:
American: I had this wonder trip up to Vancouver this weekend – they have Timbits, poutine, craft beer, mountains and a lovely area called Stanley Park…..
Friend: Buddy – stop with this maple fever nonsense! If you love it up there so much, why don’t you stay up there then?
Example 4:
American: I’m heading to the Calgary Stampede this weekend to see if I can score with a hottie Canadian chick!
Friend: Dude, that’ll be the third time you’ve been in as many years! You gotta find a nice local American girl to wean you off the maple fever!
Damn this maple fever! I’ll need to head to the the cabane à sucre (sugar shack) this afternoon to re-stock!
Example 2:
Wife: Honey, I would love to head up to Mont-Tremblant this weekend to see the fall leaves!
Husband: Sounds like you've got the maple fever! Hopefully we leave early enough to beat the traffic – I don’t like dealing with the obnoxious leafers from New York City!
Example 3:
American: I had this wonder trip up to Vancouver this weekend – they have Timbits, poutine, craft beer, mountains and a lovely area called Stanley Park…..
Friend: Buddy – stop with this maple fever nonsense! If you love it up there so much, why don’t you stay up there then?
Example 4:
American: I’m heading to the Calgary Stampede this weekend to see if I can score with a hottie Canadian chick!
Friend: Dude, that’ll be the third time you’ve been in as many years! You gotta find a nice local American girl to wean you off the maple fever!
by Apu de Beaumarchais November 8, 2015
Get the maple fevermug.