Jason

The blue waffle of the human experience. A total juggernutsack!

I'd rather have my skin removed with a body grinder and coated in salt while my testicals are lit up by a taser than meet a Jason!

by Connor mcdougall November 24, 2024

jason

jason can pull any girls he wants he can make people there b1tch

jason is to hot to be truelike omh and hes packin

by donut45678 March 31, 2022

Jason

A really clumsy but nice friend, who never sleeps. Also known as ice bear. Gets fired from jobs for drinking. Often kinda violent (couldn't hurt a fly but likes to yell). "He's 6ft", oooook jason sure.

"yoooooo that's what I'm sayinnn" -Jason

by September 26, 2021

Jason

A straight up snitch

Don't be a jason

by Doodlebopabdebop January 24, 2022

Jason

Slang referencing an extremely good looking Asian man who works a female coworker with an infrequent shower schedule. Let’s call her “Amy”

God, Jason is sooo good looking and Amy hasn’t showered all week!!!

by Smelly Coworker January 28, 2023

Jason

Badass conference speaker and all round cool guy

Pulling a jason

by Ed Sully December 03, 2022

Jason

Has the sexiest mom in the whole world

Damn, she is so hot. looks like jasons Mom

by QueenKaran November 23, 2021