circle fever

When you cant just draw that one circle for a drawing.

Guy 1: Man, I think I'm going insane over drawing a circle
Guy 2: I think you have circle fever

by Fishpals July 18, 2021

fever nuts

Right before a guy gets a fever and his nuts feel extra heavy

“Man I can tell im starting to get sick, I got fever nuts right now”

by Jah555 June 14, 2023

Johnson fever

Noun - refers to the intense craving of Johnny Orlando’s penis ( Johnson ). This can affect anyone from age 12-92. So kids, parents and grandparents be sure to get your ur annual Johnson shots. it occurs most commonly with female tings, but males catch it pretty often as well. Anyone can be diagnosed with it from being in contact with johnny, or the mere sight of him.

Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos

How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.

sarah has been thinking about johnny all night , she has a bad case of johnson fever

by Johnsonfeverresearchcenter November 1, 2018

Scarlett Fever

When someone is so madly in love with Scarlett Johansson that they buy posters of her, fantasize about dating and/or marrying her, and hoping to god that she'll one day have an Instagram account so you can DM her.

I was diagnosed with Scarlett Fever when I watched Iron Man 2 and saw all the scenes with Black Widow in them, and she's really really hot! I'd do anything to marry her

by Master Odius February 16, 2022

Frosty fever

When a non-white person is attracted sexually to white people. Originally it was used for when a black man dates white women, but now it could refer to a black man who thinks white women are hot and wants to date them

Daquan has frosty fever. He can't get enough of that white pussy.

by Mafioso May 17, 2016

maple fever

A person who has a sexual preference for Canadians. Similar to yellow, jungle, etc fever.

Mark is dating the new Canadian exchange student even though she is ugly because he has a bad case of maple fever.

by Lofasz November 17, 2015

Mangelar fever

the fear of having a mangela on you.

man, he’s got mangelar fever – she after him tonight!”

by smellysocks2009 December 17, 2008