Brown Balling

The act of farting whilst staring in anothers eyes.

Extreme brown balling may be achieved through getting close to someones face and staring at them until they awake. Then letting rip.

Man 1: She pissed me off, how can I get her back?
Man 2: Brown balling her. Its the only way!

by Queen of Ottershaw February 9, 2013

Brown Numbers

An instance where you metaphorically pull some figures out of your arse to needlessly quantify an argument, typically in the work place

"Let me run some brown numbers on that for you"

by anders limpar February 10, 2015

brown dawn

The need to excrete out of one's anus just after waking up in the morning. Normally preceded and followed by malodorous smells.

Esh: Mate, it's 7 am and the toilet stinks.

Axel: Sorry. It was a very brown dawn.

by Tom Sneddon June 3, 2013

brown goggles

When a male places his genitals on a another parter's eye sockets. Thus brown goggles

Jane received brown goggles from Timmy

by The Eye of the 69 July 4, 2017

Shash Brown

A drunken slur for hash brown.

I'll take 3 orders of shash browns and extra tabasco.

by Braap789 December 23, 2011

brown secret

an anally discharged flatulence

Hey Joe I just let out a brown secret.

by Keith/Cory December 24, 2007

Brown Noting

The payment of goods or services with sheets of toilet paper. Since the corona virus out break, hoarding mentality has caused a scarcity of toilet paper, which in turn has lead to toilet paper becoming a currency in its own right.

Hey Tom, I’ll sell that to you for $2, or if your prefer to make use of our new brown noting facilities that will be 6 brown notes.

by UrbsOnCrack March 14, 2020