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Skater Wood

The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.
1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.

2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.
by Diesel Darryl March 6, 2010
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Pomp Wood

The best term that has ever been created and immediately forgot. Its Athenian for jew me low why you un back. Makes women explode just hearing the term.
by Jewmelow April 9, 2010
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The Wood Village

A very flammable village made entirely of wood and wood products.
The Wood Village is where the flamers like to congregate.
by marlboro meister August 30, 2010
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Snapping Wood

When one's dick has been bent out of shape in the woman's anus it is known as snapping wood
I fucked that horse so hard i started snapping wood
by The Laddergoat March 13, 2011
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Jeda Wood

A albino nigga who's the #1 pimp daddy and love's weed :D , he's chyll as fuck and i suggest not to piss him off or this mutha fucka will crsipy your ass HOE'S BEWARE THIS PLAYA IS SQUARE!!! :p
He totally just " jeda wooded" that girl , what an ass hole , yeah he likes A" CUPS ... or did anyway
by #1HOEBITCH !!!! April 30, 2012
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timmy wood

Usually a redneck that likes to drink beer. Pretty fun to hang out with until he gets drunk, then becomes annoying with repeating himself over and over. Normally he has a good personality but he always thinks its his way or the highway. The world does not revolves around him.
Ha, don't be a timmy wood, it often comes with a "six-beer from quere good time."
by thatguyhaha December 22, 2013
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airport wood

by Fastnfabulous January 1, 2014
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