i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves

person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 01, 2023

Wife beater

A steel link for extending a poly or deadend shoe from a structure

Conductor is short want me to sleeve it or throw in a wife beater.

by Two-blocked July 06, 2022

Wife beater

Wife beaters. Also known as drunk black men, also known as raccoons.

Get that wife beater to the field.

by April 24, 2022

Wife Beater

The lager formerly known as Stella Artois.

Dean has had too many Wife Beaters and is going to batter Sheila.

by Big Sniff November 23, 2021

Wife Beater

1. A man/woman (whatever you're into) who beats their wife.
2. A kind of shirt worn by above said people.

1. Jorge: Hey, Bill! How was your wife last night?

Bill: Yeah, she didn't want my big, hard cock last night. So I became a wife beater.

2. Can I borrow your wife beater, bro?

Nah, sorry, it's my life blood man. I gotta wear it for a certain occasion tonight.

by BillyFriedCakes November 18, 2018

Wife Beater

A shirt most commonly worn by men, that has straps and is composed of semi-elastic fibers. Usually seen on men with beer-bellies that are known to practice domestic violence, hence their name

Those Hanes wife beaters are nice man, how much were they?

by R3alities January 27, 2017

Wife in law

Ex wife of your husband

Me and my wife in law hate each other

by 459395 March 29, 2023