vagina cake 

the female of the species one would prefer to have sex with, a pretty face, hot but a bit on the chunky side.

adriana looks all that but laetitia takes the vagina cake.

vagina cake by darth.jesus April 25, 2006

vagina-mirror 

your boyfriend fancies himself so much, he's never noticed your love heart shape bikin-waxing for valentines lmao!
the only way to get him down on ya is if you fix a mirror to it!

Chic A:"OOOOh i had a good night last night when *insert name* come round!"
Chic B: "Wot? he finally wnet down on ya?"
Chic A: "Yeah and all it took was one of those little hand mirrors fixed to my ...."

vagina-mirror by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

Vagina Insanity

A surprisingly unknown, yet common disease empirically proven to be linked to possessing a vagina. Symptoms include insanity, intense irrationality, the need to bitch incessantly, mood swings, stupidity to the point of mental retardation, low self esteem, belligerence, bad driving, and more. Unfortunately, this can be contracted by men in the form of stupidity, insanity, and belligerence.

Girl walks into room. Guy looks at her.
"What the fuck was that?!" - Girl
"What was what???" - Guy
"That look! You just gave me a look like I fucking disgust you or something!!!" - Girl
"What are you talking about? I didn't do anything!" - Guy
"Motherfucker! Get out!!!" - Girl

To friend:
"My girl has a serious case of the Vagina Insanity right now" - Guy

Vagina Insanity by Kenicke Powbanks February 26, 2009

Vagina squeel 

When a women's vagina queefs and it makes a loud squeeking noise.

Dude i met this one chick at this party and all the sudden her vagina squeeled.

Vagina squeel by vinny101 September 2, 2011

Vagina Gossipper 

When a normally cool male, starts acting like a sniveling little bitchy girl who spreads rumors.

Man 1: whassup wit u and kelsey?
VaginaGossiper: man shes a bitch. she dont like me cuz shes a lesbo

*vagina gossipper to whole school*: Kelseys a lesbo i saw her fingering another chick

man 1: dude stop bein a vagina gossipper.

Vagina Gossipper by Original Slick Rick January 23, 2010

vagina salad 

When you invite over alot of women and you drug them up and get them naked. They then lay out on the floor spreading their beavors. You then eat them out, therefor a vagina salad.

Last nights vagina salad was so scrumpcious.

vagina salad by chrispunit November 30, 2004

vagina juice 

blood from the vagina. see also, period blood

damn shorty you're leaking some vagina juice

vagina juice by Heather Dunn August 29, 2006