turboshanner

An alternative name for the Edinburgh based indie *smirk* band Turboshandy. Generally a sign of disrespect, be it comic or heartfelt.

Turboshanner suck balls!

by Rec Hom November 10, 2006

Turbolard

Used to describe an individual who is so overweight that their fat moves faster than they do.

I just got cut-off in the hallway by some Turbolard.

by Sparky D. Davis May 10, 2008

Turban Cowboy

Indian/Pakistani/Hindu People / or those who wear turbans (IE: Sikhs)

Dude, my taxi driver was a Turban Cowboy

by Hatman1969 December 11, 2012

Turban Fever

An extreme attraction to Sikh men that wear turbans. It is a distinct type of attraction that is exclusively associated with Sikh turban styles. The turban becomes a masculine symbol–acting as a mating call to women–attracts women interested in real men. A full, luscious beard can accentuate the sexual desire of women with turban fever.

She's got turban fever banging all those Sikh men with turbans.

by Arywn August 3, 2017

dutch tugboat out to sea

This is a dutch tugboat when your buddy isn't up to fucking the hooker you just paid for. So you take him sailing out to sea via the tugboat. Don't forget to bring him into the harbor (her snatch).

After getting the escorts up to the room and a fifth later, my Jedi Protoge was not up to it, so I persuaded him with a dutch tugboat out to sea.

by pickle snuffalufagus February 16, 2010

turbovirgin

(n) An individual, typically male, who takes a disproportionate, erotic interest in mildly titillating content (e.g. an attractive girl's face, any amount of cleavage, or a photograph showing side boob). It is assumed that this is because the individual lacks sexual experience, thus rendering that content new and exciting. Perpetual horniness is also a common turbovirgin trait.

Dude, calm down and stop being a turbovirgin. It's cleavage, not a striptease.

by mcsquiggedy August 1, 2010

tugboat

-noun

A man who habitually dates large women. Also known as a chubby chaser.

That guy's a real tugboat, always bringing the big ones home.

by okstatendn July 2, 2009