Tea Tree Oiled

The art of waxing your shaft with tea tree oil, and strumming yourself to ecstasy before the burn sets in.
Michael: What did you do last night Steve, the usual pit noodle and wank 1-2?
Steve W: Actually I spiced things up and tea tree oiled my Johnson
by RandyRhoads84 May 30, 2020
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Squirrel in My Tree

A euphamism for having an STD.
Dude I fucked this girl last week and now I think I have a fucking squirrel in my tree.
by Bob Montgomery December 18, 2007
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Oats in my tree

Someone who typically picks their teeth with their tongue while speaking. Uses the word "Tree" in place of "Teeth". Also known to say "Reeesh".
What did you say? Sorry, but I've got oats in my Tree!
by JudgyOcasio December 05, 2019
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off ya tree

kick ass piercing shop in perth city, WA.

they sell bongs, band shirts, and anything else you could ever want. and they'll pierce anything you like :)
#1t: did you go into off ya tree on sunday at perth?
#2: yeah, i got my tragus pierced.
#1: oo, serious ?!
#2: yeah, and i saw pete, that totally hot guy that works in there :D
by i love pwd August 20, 2009
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One Tree Hill

A teenage Drama that plays on The WB ever Tuesday at 9pm.
In the first season it was about 2 half brothers who compete for the same spot on the basketball team and for the same girl. But since then the show has changed and the couples changed week to week but if you're into The O.C., Dawson's Creek,Gilmore Girls or any other show that The WB plys.
Naley is so Cute.

Nathan is outside Haley's house throwing rocks at a window, Haley walks up behind him
Haley: Are you trying to wake up my parents? That's their room...
Nathan: runs over to Haley I just wanted to come by and apologize for last night...
Haley: You know you should probably start buying those in bulk if you're gonna hand them out so often
Nathan: I'm not good at this okay? I'm not you.
Haley: What's that supposed to mean?
Nathan: I'm not perfect okay? I screw up, I make mistakes, it's what I do...
Haley: ...Nathan, there is nothing that you could do or say that's gonna change my mind...
Nathan cuts her off with a kiss
Haley: Except that. You shouldn't have done that Nathan...
Nathan: But I wanted to
Haley: Yeah...
grabs Nathan and starts kissing him
by Kat November 09, 2004
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Happy Tree Friends

A show made by Mondo Media about adorable creatures being killed in unfortuanate events that lead to their death
Disco Bear is my favorite Happy Tree Friends character.
OR
Happy Tree Friends is an awesome show!
by Tamama2 May 16, 2009
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climb his tree

When he is so tall you wanna climb him like you would climb a tree

When u wanna ride his penis hard
Damn look at kaden i wanna climb his tree😉😉😏
by Elliejo February 13, 2017
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