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nigger in the woodpile 

an unknown person who is the cause
of a problem, or is an obstacle to
solving a problem
"Bob won't even return my call... something else is going on here, must
be a nigger in the woodpile somewhere.
nigger in the woodpile by Bibber February 26, 2005

The way of the buffalo 

1. Going extinct, or slowly ceasing to exist/function.
2. A martial arts form based solely around attacks utilizing the head and/or trampling an opponent underfoot.
Nobody uses that pop machine anymore. They're taking it out. It's going the way of the buffalo.

The dodo bird has long since gone the way of the buffalo.

Some guy just ran through a brick wall. He must practice the way of the Buffalo.

Dripped out the wazoo

Extremely fresh, cool, handsome, hot, absolute juicer of a man
Timmy was a pimp at 10 and had all the moms and hoes lining up because he was dripped out the wazoo

Free the whales 

To eject sperm. To eject human male sperm containing 23 chromosomes into an egg
He will Free the whales by giving his sperm to Jessica tonight

Cheese in the wind

'Cheese in the wind' was first uttered by Ed Rooney from Ferris Bueller's day off. (See example B.)

Someone is 'leaving your cheese in the wind' when they do any of the following:

A. Ruin your fun; be a wet blanket/buzz-kill
B. Flout your dignity/authority
C. Dismiss you/hang you out to dry
D. Deny you sexual satisfaction (whether intentional or not)
A. Why don't you want to go out tonight?? You're leavin' my cheese in the wind here!

B. I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind!

C. You stood me up! You totally left my cheese in the wind!

D. I'm so freakin' horny... don't leave my cheese in the wind!!!

The Worst Trick Ever 

Her telling you she's pregnant and letting you believe it while telling all her friends that she's kidding. You don't find out until after everyone else has had a cheap laugh.
The Worst Trick ever has been played on me twice now.