Person 1: Freddy and Jason squared some teenagers last week!
Person 2: that's scary, do you think they'll square us next?
Person 2: that's scary, do you think they'll square us next?
by Sssssssssssa November 11, 2021

"dirty squared" you meet a stranger in a bar you both want to fuck all stores are closed and neither of you a have a condom so you say the hell with it
by country boy 86 August 25, 2011

A made up character who always gets the short straw.
His whole life is a series of failures,which is what makes him so hilarious
Known for his love of green hats and likeness to the Mr. Men character Mr. Strong.
His whole life is a series of failures,which is what makes him so hilarious
Known for his love of green hats and likeness to the Mr. Men character Mr. Strong.
by Dartron December 9, 2008

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

by Ricocrazy December 1, 2023

by Plantoid September 22, 2016

An individual who has allowed ones occupational environment define ones personality, to the point of behaving as if one is always within the four walls of an office.
That's just how squares are! They take everything serious, can't relax, and don't know how to have fun.
by Burnett801 July 13, 2018
