Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.
Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.
by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024
Get the Velvet Spoon Routinemug. by SomeA$$hole April 8, 2022
Get the Peanut butter spoonmug. by SoyBoi1602 December 13, 2018
Get the Tea spooningmug. Describes a woman with a pussy so big and loose that the lips of it can wrap around you and spoon you.
Because his girlfriend is such a spoon lizard, he never has to worry about being cold when they are in bed.
by BabeNotBae December 2, 2022
Get the spoon lizardmug. person 1: my dad has this old rusty ground spoon in his workshop
person 2: what the fuck is a ground spoon
person 2: what the fuck is a ground spoon
by thaankspete October 14, 2017
Get the ground spoonmug. I showed Stephen a spoon in a glass of water when he kept sending me food photos. He stopped soon after!
by megan11000 March 12, 2021
Get the a spoon in a glass of watermug. British slang for J.D Wetherspoons. A ‘gastro-pub’ chain with almost 1000 locations up and down the United Kingdom,
Person 1: “Fancy a few?”
Person 2 “Aye go on then, wanna go to the Brunswick?”
Person 1: “Nah lets go Spoons, booze is much cheaper there”
Person 2 “Aye go on then, wanna go to the Brunswick?”
Person 1: “Nah lets go Spoons, booze is much cheaper there”
by Idontworkinspoons June 28, 2018
Get the Spoonsmug.