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Martindale-slide

While in prone position, with full penis insertion, rotate 180° without removing penis so male's head is near female feet and so on. Continue pounding until female creates banshee squeal from pleasure. Flip 180° as often as desired.
Bro, did you tap it last night?

I didn't just tap it, I put the martindale-slide on her!
Daaaaamn yo!
by youknowwhothefuckthisis May 26, 2018
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Kside Slide

Noun refering to the breakdown of a conversation by one individual after an initial ill considered comment that is further compounded by additional misjudged statements (from the same individual).
This is a KSide Slide

"Musician: Oh no the fitting for my expensive career saving ear defenders has left me slightly deaf.
Offender: Permanently? haha that sucks.
Musician: Well hopefully not permanently, it would damage my career.
Offender: Well, mega mega bucks compensation if it has!
Musician's friend: That's not really the point...
Offender: Well you know only if there's a little bit of damage you get some dollar and can still be a musician."
by Maximillion88 January 5, 2011
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Shepherd's Slide

The act of having sex with a very hairy woman.
She hadn't shaved in months, but I went ahead and did the Shepherd's slide.
by Prough91 April 19, 2011
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Slide off

A man or woman who you sleep with occasionally on the side of a committed relationship. Example : mistress, side chick, secret lover, friend with benefits on the low.
I was with my slide off when wifey called and I had to stop out for a minute.
by Professor Dan February 20, 2018
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bun sliding

Common in Utah and Idaho, a sex act which consists of the male sliding his penis between his girl’s butt cheeks without penetrating her vagina or anus.
Rita: Dude, no more bun sliding, stick it in.

Dude: I don’t do premarital sex.
by stuartc1 October 28, 2021
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sCOOTy slIde anD prIdE

when one trikes AA SHIT ON SOMEONES BAVCK AND HLAZES IT WITH NUT
MAN THAT sCOOTy slIde anD prIdE WAS THE GREATEST RELEASE I FELT IN AGES, HE REALLY KNEW HOW TO SLIDE.
by 43246463543.5 January 4, 2024
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Mud-slide sandwich

when a person has diarrhea and doesn't wipe. They then proceed to have unprotected anal sex, once the guy pulls out the person then proceeds to eat the diarrhea off there cock.
I took a massive shit and decided to do a Mud-slide sandwich with my husband instead of wiping
by reeeeenknk'a January 16, 2020
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