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by diamond dave 1964 November 21, 2007
To be messed up and have a disordered life. Not having a path in life and ambitions as well as goals. Refers to needing a calendar to sort out one's life.
Chloe: " Michelle you're so awesome and better than me! I don't know what I want to do with my life!"
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."
by michelledomination November 28, 2015
by GeeBird January 24, 2007
A word for semen, nut, sperm, jizm, or ejaculate. The goal of this term is to sound like Mayonnaise as a reference to its colloidal white appearance.
by Da Slut Bagger D - Yea Yea December 15, 2011
by therighteousregination August 01, 2009
by Darshan07 June 27, 2019