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Making coffee

When 2 women are scissoring and their beans are rubbing together
I walked in on Jordan and Kylie making coffee last night.
by Guam1fast SRT8 August 20, 2025
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Miami coffee

Hey, you tired? I have coffee. Miami coffee. Got a state?
by Hadita December 1, 2023
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Chocolate Coffee

Akin to piss in taste. If you have every watched Bear Grills guzzle his on piss, you can now imagine how chocolate coffee tastes.
Friend: “Oh God, that man on TV is chugging piss from snake skin!”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”
by Number1 piss lover November 5, 2021
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grind the coffee beans

what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.
Thieve 1: the cops are here!
Thieve 2: time to grind the coffee beans
Thieve 1 and 2: *leave*
by damb_man July 7, 2018
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spartan iced coffee

This when you chug a gallon of milk while getting a blow job, spilling milk all over her face. It's as good as an iced coffee, and she let's you feel like spartan warrior.
I gave this chick the spartan iced coffee last night in her mom's bathroom, I chugged milk like a god, all over her breasts!
by gennarch December 14, 2018
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Coffee Creamer

Spence shut up you stupid coffee creamer
by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025
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Coffee

“Bella usually gets 3 cups of a day she’s turning into a coffee addict
by WitjrorjbEiekndjd June 6, 2018
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