when your eyes become extremely squinty and a little swollen after smoking marijuana, each resembling a tiny clam
by blurrryvision September 4, 2012

Clam dipping during the menstrual cycle.
by squeaky pete February 13, 2010

by dR December 27, 2003

A guy who doesn't respect the needs of a woman's clam, i.e. vagina. He wonders around like a whining emo wondering if he should light himself on fire or go jack off. These problems could easily be solved if he would just be nice to the clam instead of stomping it.
"Samuel is a total clam stomper, a taco nazi, and a butt head. Claire would rather make fun with a roadie than let him near her clam anyway."
by H Dittimier April 21, 2006

by Gina Rabbit December 10, 2013

dear diary:
ive done this cute french gal 2nite
it was gr8 exept her Ze french clam had me worried a lil'
it tried to eat me....
ive done this cute french gal 2nite
it was gr8 exept her Ze french clam had me worried a lil'
it tried to eat me....
by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

by bonbon sailor October 21, 2010
