An old American euphemism for a Canadian Sex Act using moose antlers, maple syrup and the stanley cup
by OneCrazyCanadian February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A term used by Americans to refer to a filthy sex act, involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup
by oracle235 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Using maple syrup and baby's blood to coat one's body and set on fire after a personal encounter with a Welshman.
by Jaques Esquiolof February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Sexual act involving maple syrup as lubricant and moose antlers as a dildo. Extreme practioners are known to use the Stanley Cup to catch the blood from the torn vagina after its been shredded by the antlers and drink from it. A celebratory hoot of "Aye!" is usually customary if the act goes through without any intenal damage.
by Alexial February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. As in "Yeah, Doug is a nice guy...but intercourse with him is just like Canada's History - pretty short, boring and full of apologies."
by MechaStewart February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act performed between a man and a woman involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Essentially, the man wears the full rack of moose antlers while the woman inserts the Stanley Cup into her vagina using the maple syrup as a lubricant. The two partners then engage in anal intercourse.
by The Big Colbertski February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. One of the rare places other than the UK to:
-Fuck your ass harder than the home invader as a sick form of justice.
-Blow up your house, rape and kill your entire bloodline just for having a water gun let alone making a gesture no where resembles/alludes to a real gun
-Being a utopia for morons and degeneracy.
-Be a morally bankrupt trash dump.
- Be more concerned about a tiny fraction of miserable self-oppressed troglodytes rather than those who are actually in the need of help.
-The only country that has a president that's an international punching bag.
-Fuck your ass harder than the home invader as a sick form of justice.
-Blow up your house, rape and kill your entire bloodline just for having a water gun let alone making a gesture no where resembles/alludes to a real gun
-Being a utopia for morons and degeneracy.
-Be a morally bankrupt trash dump.
- Be more concerned about a tiny fraction of miserable self-oppressed troglodytes rather than those who are actually in the need of help.
-The only country that has a president that's an international punching bag.
by THE BIG BOSS February 1, 2024
Get the Canadamug.