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baby cunt

Term used for a freshman girl or younger whose vagina has been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup. Their goal is to have an STD and baby by the end of their freshman year.

See: skank
If you're a senior and she's 14 or younger and screwed your best friend, she's a baby cunt bro.
by The cocksman November 27, 2014
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baby eagle

throwing up in ones own mouth then swallowing it
man i just baby eagled after that tequila shot
by balonry pony November 15, 2010
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trick baby

a baby/toddler that tricks you into thinking they good so you think about having another one and now you got two bad kids
Random dad: our baby is so good he doesn’t poop all the time, doesn’t cry much, and doesn’t throw a fit!

The Mother: Bae thats a trick baby
by icespicefan265510 March 1, 2023
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Palm Babies

n.
1. Palm Babies - A brand name for small 1-inch long collectible squishy-rubber baby dolls marketed toward stay-at-home moms, overly effeminate people and obsessively compulsive collectors.

MEDICAL
2. Ejaculate (e.g. semen) resting in a hand.

v.
1. To ejaculate into a hand, presumably a human hand.

See cummy palm
1. I love the squishy, soft feeling of Palm Babies in my hand!

2. "It was necessary to lay some palm babies into the chairwoman's hand to prevent evidence of a spillover from getting to the public."
by pclick December 8, 2010
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Katrina baby

1. A kid born in New Orleans or the surrounding area during Hurricane Katrina's landfall. 2. A kid born nine months after Hurricane Katrina.
The rapid drop in air pressure associated with Hurricane Katrina caused many pregnant women to go into labor, resulting in many a Katrina baby being born simultaneously.
by Creole Queen Suppin November 3, 2008
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baby thieves

Nasty people that steal babies from their mummas and pappas at hospital by claiming that their mummas and pappas are hopeless human specimens. But really they all know that they are just 'con artists' who have one aim and that is making lots and lots of MONEY!!!!! These people have little regard for the future of their soul or their impact upon humanity at large. They tend to slowly get eaten from the inside by microscopic bugs and die from cancers of various sorts and when they get to death, they are rejected into heaven because the angels all point out to them that they caused earth to become a much worse place because they were sooo greedy. Then they spend the next 1000 years wishing they hadn't been so nasty and greedy and superficial.
Day in the life of baby thieves...

Baby thief 1 - This mumma is so stupid we will all be driving BMW's because of her!!!
Baby thief 2 - Yeah she is an absolute pushover!!! So is her dadda! I can't wait to drive a BMW!

Later...
Baby thief 1 - I don't feel so well and now the doctor says I am going to die in 2 weeks.
by wordfromyamumma January 16, 2014
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Had a baby

When one word does not describe the extent of the situation. Can be used for describing pretty much anything, if you can find the right two adjectives.
Guy 1: Aww, who busted ass?
Guy 2: I know, man! It smells like shit and crap had a baby!

This party is like awesome and fantastic had a baby!
by [insert badger here] July 10, 2010
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