(N.) A list that a woman gives you to do without notice until the minute before it has to get done. Usually gets in the way of previous plans.
Patrick: Hey man, I'm on my way to come pick you up to get some drinks.
Matt: Sorry, I can't anymore. Marie just gave me a surprise laundry list.
Patrick: Damn. Women these days...
Matt: Sorry, I can't anymore. Marie just gave me a surprise laundry list.
Patrick: Damn. Women these days...
by Heroneman February 21, 2011
Get the Surprise Laundry List mug.The act of pooping in a shoe. Traditionally, the Feast of St. Nicholas (December 6th) involves placing a small gift in a pair of shoes. The Saint Nicholas Surprise, however, is a different kind of gift. One which is not usually desired.
Jared left his shoes in the living room last night, so I decided to him the ol' Saint Nicholas Surprise. He was unhappy.
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“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”
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Get the Kinder Surprise Egg mug.I swear to God Janis. I saw it with my own eyes. Right there in Waffle House. I shit you not. She whipped out her Supreme Fish Surprise. Flopped it right on my choco waffles.
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Get the Kinder Egg Surprise mug.also know as Homosexual Ambushing refers to the unexpected inclusion of same-sex scenes or LGBTQ+ themes in heterosexual-oriented television shows and films. This term highlights the element of surprise experienced by heterosexual viewers when they encounter such content without prior expectation.
Example 1:
I ain't feelin' that Surprising Homosexual Content in Power, dig? One second I'm watching some thug shit like, "Hell yeah get the bag!" and the next I'm like, "Wait, what the fuck just happened?"
Example 2:
Power's writers and directors be adding that Surprising Homosexual Content to shake things up, makin' niggas talk 'bout LGBTQ+ shit.
I ain't feelin' that Surprising Homosexual Content in Power, dig? One second I'm watching some thug shit like, "Hell yeah get the bag!" and the next I'm like, "Wait, what the fuck just happened?"
Example 2:
Power's writers and directors be adding that Surprising Homosexual Content to shake things up, makin' niggas talk 'bout LGBTQ+ shit.
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