Poo Text

Tha act of texting while you are taking a poo, shit, or dump.


Receiving a text from someone who is taking a poo, shit, or dump.

I just got a "Poo Text" from Paul, how gross!

Mike is "Poo Texting" me again.

by Cravinskid January 23, 2009

Text Rape

When you are asked a series of inappropriate (sexual) questions while texting someone.

Brian: Hey Gina,wasup?
Gina: Heyy Brian i'm good!
Brian: Say how do you look in a thong?
Gina: EXCUSE ME!?

Gina was just text rapped by Brian. Don't let this be you!!

TEXT RAPE!

by Lawwwddd Tab February 2, 2009

text out

the action of asking someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend by texting them instead of asking in person or over the phone

"Dude i heard you're goin out with sarah. when did you ask her out?"
"Oh i texted her last night"

"Man dude you texted her out? thats lame. get some balls and ask her in person next time"
"okay fine i wont "
"its dumb to text out"

by I'm6'5" October 4, 2011

text yelling

The idea of arguing through text messages.

Friend 1 text: You need to stop all this nonsense already! And smarten up! You're better than that.

Friend 2 text: Stop text yelling at me!

by kdub12 February 5, 2010

cyber text

To Have Cyber Sex Through Methods of a cel phone.

Bob>Take Your Pants Off
Shirley> Are You Stroking It?
Bob>I'm setting the phone down to now.
Shirley>Ok, text me when your done.

by Crystal April 16, 2005

textationship

A relationship that is predominately through texting.

Even though we never get to see one another, our textationship keeps us close.

by snoopy68 April 4, 2013

text massage

That massage one gives to his/her own face after falling asleep while reading any college text book; this 'text' massage may last up to 2 hours often involving drooling;While some will argue to the contrary, there is NO evidence to support the claim that text massages increase the recipients knowledge base. see osmosis

I was up all night giving my face a text massage.

by Sweetjsus April 15, 2006