testicality

when somebody rips your balls off and you die from blood loss.

"did you hear that mr jones died of testicality?" "what the fuck is that."

by GOOBERT IN ALL CAPS January 21, 2022

Tactical Microwave

A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war

(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)

Person 1: Should I buy a microwave
Person 2: Buy a tactical Microwave

by Yesperson2000 February 2, 2022

Țâșpic

Romanian word that defines something that you're describing but you forgot the name of

"give me that.... That little țâșpic that is used for"

by Astik February 5, 2022

Testic

Adj
When spoken/written word is wrong, dishonest, or generally disagreeable.
Derrived from testicles, in the same vein as "Bollocks".

Guy One: "This happened to my buddy Eric."
Guy Two: "That's testic as fuck bro."

by Jockstrap C0wboy December 17, 2021

tacticalaep

the best person who exists!

tacticalaep slays her edits tacticalaep is also very heartbroken but she’s still hot

by anonymous December 28, 2021

Tactical Nuke

A nuke, which is tactical. It is a meme, and after it is announced that a tactical nuke is incoming, there is a loud siren.

Guy: Tactical Nuke! INCOMING!
Guy 2: Where?
Guy: Right there! Don't you hear the siren...

*BIG EXPLOSION*

by banana overlord February 7, 2022

Testicle pounce

When the balls jiggle during sex which causes the testicals/balls will start to shake because it is sensitive.

My balls were shaking because the dick slapped it, like a testicle pounce

by Testicle pounce February 21, 2022