texas toasted

someone who is roasted so bad they could be served at a 5 star restaurant

“I wanna beat that guys ass!!”

“Yeah!! He has a lot of ass to beat to!!”

“TEXAS TOASTED!!”

by Gekixo January 29, 2019

On Toast

When something is absolutely sick, awesome, cool, or just downright badass. Like, next-level impressive.

Did you see that trick? Man, that was on toast!

by ongodongodsheesh July 11, 2025

Toast

a word for weed

hey man you got any toast?

ya i have about 2 loaves.

by Batmann420 December 30, 2011

toast

one of the bestest of friends ive ever had no shes not my friend my fucking wife i love her sm she deserves the world

me:"toast ilysm"
"i hope u love me too <3"

by hutaoswife May 16, 2021

Toast Dust

Crumbs, little pieces of cooked bread that dislodge from your toast while eating it...making a mess!

Alice, you better take care of that toast dust immedialey. I am not having Louise clean up after you again.

by tkerman August 29, 2019

toast

A toast to bread for without bread there would be no toast.

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and without toast there would be no toasters.

by mariomaster64ds August 11, 2009

Toasted Marshmallow Scone

It's what you can bake for the most beautiful girl on Valentine's Day—even if she's not YOUR girl. Just make extra for her fam so it's not suspicious... her fave latte is Toasted Marshmallow so she should get the message 😉

Happy V-Day! What time do you leave to go see your bf? I need to hit you with a Toasted Marshmallow Scone before you go.

by JBSWMO February 15, 2025