bare dirt

when something is very unpleasant.

mate, did you see Archie's new shoes? they're bare dirt.

by Rafael Poisson December 9, 2019

dirt wipe

Dirt wipe is a gradeschool level insult that is the censored version of Ass Wipe often used by really young children or adults who can't (and/or) choose not to curse yet as a way of censoring the more vulgar version.

Amy: you know jake has really been a big dirt wipe today...
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?

by Clocksisweird December 14, 2019

dirt bridge

To have a bowel movement of the solid variety.

Aaron: I can’t talk right now, building a dirt bridge.
James: Can you stop playing Minecraft for just one second?
Aaron: No, I am taking a hefty shit right now, please hold.

by Verakk December 17, 2019

goy dirt

A sebaceous secretion that accumulates under the foreskin of an uncircumcised man. Smegma, head cheese.

Rachel found Wesley's goy dirt extremely off-putting.

by Dr_Nemesis August 27, 2019

toenail dirt

that black shit you got under ya toenails

i tried to suck some toes but this nigga had toenail dirt

by Cocojah September 9, 2019

Dirt sauce slump

When a person drinks too much alcohol or smokes too much weed and can not stand on their own.

One who is down for the count as they say.

Get Jerome out of the bar man, he’s dirt sauce slumped!

by Dirtsauceslump October 15, 2019

Kentucky Dirt Bike

A pedal bike equipped with a small motor such as a chainsaw or weed whacker motor.

Did you see Dale’s new Kentucky Dirt Bike? What a piece of shit....

by Waterbilly84 May 21, 2018