business-suicide

Objective, to everyone but you, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources

If you're about to commit business-suicide, please get help before it's too late.

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

Social Suicide

Making yourself really awkward to be around without realizing it. Doing things that you think other people think is cool but they aren't. This is committing Social Suicide.

"Did you see mark showed off a fidget spinner? He literally just committed social suicide."

by bigmanbross October 18, 2020

Squidwards Suicide

A lost episode of SpongeBob where Squidward dies. The episode starts with Squidward practicing the clarinet. Then SpongeBob and Patrick are playing outside and Squidward tells them to stop. Then he practices again but it's a choking noise instead of a clarinet being played. The next shot is Squidward at the concert. He plays the clarinet badly and the crowd is booing with hyper blood realistic eyes. The next scene is Squidward in a black background but Squidward is crying, then cry's blood, then shows the blood eyes from before. The next scene is Squidward in his bed with a gun. He shoots himself and DIES....

Guy 1: Have you seen Squidwards Suicide?
Guy 2: yes and it scarred me for life.

by amoguslove42069 March 19, 2023

suicidal empathy

When a welfare state or political party is empathic to others in need, even though it's actively working against its own population

Allowing the government to house migrants who've crossed the border illegal is a gesture of suicidal empathy.

by no thot September 2, 2025

Suicide Pose

A pose where someone photographs themselves holding a gun, knife, or any object capable to taking ones own life, in a manor that conveys suicidal ideation (such as holding a gun to ones own head).

*News broadcast*: The shooter can be seen in this photo doing that is known online as a 'suicide pose'.

by Gigamicasus October 5, 2022

Internet Suicide

Posting something intentionally cringe or offensive in order to receive hate so they can just sit back and laugh at people actually falling for it even though you don't mean it.

Person 1: did you see how Tim committee internet suicide?

Person 2: yeah, it was funny but if a company like Amazon or Microsoft finds out, he's in trouble.

by Daddys_boi May 27, 2022

Testicular super-suicide

What you say when you see someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's dead

Oh my God! That was testicular super-suicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025