ten pound clam

Another word for a woman's vagina.

Ever eaten a bearded oyster or ten pound clam before?

by dR December 27, 2003

Clam-Shell Eyes

when your eyes become extremely squinty and a little swollen after smoking marijuana, each resembling a tiny clam

Sally gets the worst clam-shell eyes when she smokes, they look so much like little clams !

by blurrryvision September 4, 2012

spearing the hairy clam

Bumping nasties with a hairy vagina.

"Hey dude what you doing tonight?"
"I'll be spearing the hairy clam"

by Freda May 22, 2014

Clam Stomper

A guy who doesn't respect the needs of a woman's clam, i.e. vagina. He wonders around like a whining emo wondering if he should light himself on fire or go jack off. These problems could easily be solved if he would just be nice to the clam instead of stomping it.

"Samuel is a total clam stomper, a taco nazi, and a butt head. Claire would rather make fun with a roadie than let him near her clam anyway."

by H Dittimier April 21, 2006

Clam Digger

A young man/woman who searches for partnership with an older woman.

"I can't believe Jerry hit on your mom. He's such a clam digger."

by Gina Rabbit December 10, 2013

Ze french clam

a french female with enormous vagina

dear diary:
ive done this cute french gal 2nite
it was gr8 exept her Ze french clam had me worried a lil'
it tried to eat me....

by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

Shucking your clam

Like busting your balls only said to a woman.

I'm just shucking your clam.

by bonbon sailor October 21, 2010