The Swamp

Nickname for The Netherlands because it rains 300 days per year, is below sea level, is unpleasant, wet, miserable, and full of mosquitoes.

I live in Germany, not far from the border. My teens whenever we venture in that direction ”We have just entered the Swamp!”

by Embeee October 4, 2022

Swamp

1: to be overloaded with work

2: a biome in which a certain ogre may reside

1: I’m sorry I can’t come to the movies I swamped with work

2: What are ya doing in my swamp??

by Clover saw April 22, 2022

Honey on the swamp

When two overweight burly bear men slather themselves in maple syrup and wrestle naked.

How much where tickets to go see the honey on the swamp show.

by Zynonn January 8, 2022

Swamp Stomper

Gigantic Whitetail Buck. Trophy Buck, Wall Hanger.

I set up my deer stand at the edge of the woods hoping to get a glimpse of the swamp stomper as he came out to feed.

by Davegill950 January 14, 2022

Swamp Ass

Origin Story: It is believed it was first used in 1982 When Glenn Schafer arrived in English class freshman year of high school after gym, and had not showered. His friend Steve asked where he'd been and he replied just got outta gym... then after he said I" feel like i have a swamp ass" to which steve started cracking up in the middle of class. As the story goes he used it term here and there but never heard anyone else use it until 10 years later, and when he heard it, he said hey thats my phrase, he was amazed how it took that long to get back around

just got outta gym... I" feel like i have swamp ass"

by Basswiz888 November 3, 2022

Swamp possum

When a woman's vaginall area is looking like a furry possum and it smells like a swamp.

Did you hit that ? No she had a swamp possum down there.

by Swamp possum November 17, 2022

swamp turtle

A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."

I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.

by supersecretidentity May 20, 2022