When it’s hot and you’ve been sat down for ages causing your bum to sweat lots
person 1: “Hey I’ve been gaming for hours and my bum is wet”

Person 2: “You my friend have got something called swamp ass
by MBARR October 9, 2021
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The term used for when your ass starts to sweat intensely. Swamp ass is a living nightmare. It makes your ass smell like you just sharted. It's gross, and is a reason to wipe your ass like you wipe your floors.
"Sat down with swamp ass for the entire day. Now every seat I sat on smells horrible."
"I feel you, man. I had a hot girl next to me once. Needless to say, swamp ass ruined everything."
by Pango456 April 30, 2019
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The act of anal penetration with an unwashed member, plug, dildo, or otherwise insertable object after having had it inside another persons filthy unwashed ass.
(1) I can’t believe he gave me a swamp plug on the first date and never called me!!

I don’t even know what to do with his dirty but plug!!
(2) dad I can’t believe you gave mom a swamp plug on Christmas how did you even get anal from aunt Helena she’s been dead for years
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When a girl curls up so there is a divit made in her stomach and the boy jizzes in it enough to make a pool or swamp.
My girl is asking to do a swamp ‘n a boulder tonight. It’s weird dating girls from Florida.
by SWAMMMPYIE January 22, 2018
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A highly unattractive, completely buckled Ho, with A swampy smell who is found mostly in A swamp like environment.
I only payed $1.95 for that Swamp Ho, but I guess it was still worth it.
by dirtyd45678 March 30, 2016
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A woman who loiters at the local gas station wearing short shorts, a knee brace, and some work boots. Often can also be seen with a large beer gut and carries around a foul stench
Yo Matt you see that woman over there! That’s what we call a Hillbilly Swamp Monster
by TY the OG September 17, 2021
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To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.
Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"
by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr February 15, 2012
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