when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 4, 2025
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by Dr Rev Bloodpainter October 18, 2022
Get the candy coated suicide mug.1. That moment when a politician or other public person ends their career and ruins their legacy with an act of profound stupidity.
2. When an organization or group absolutely abdicates their leadership responsibilities for such a long time that they become totally irrelevant.
2. When an organization or group absolutely abdicates their leadership responsibilities for such a long time that they become totally irrelevant.
1. When Joe Biden said "we finally beat medicare" in the debate or when Howard Dean screamed, they committed political suicide on live TV.
2. The Catholic Church's decision to hide and cover up its child molestation problem for such a long time was its final act of political suicide.
2. The Catholic Church's decision to hide and cover up its child molestation problem for such a long time was its final act of political suicide.
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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if someone you trust tells you are committing business-suicide, please don't deny that you may not have enough capitalism acumen to successfully run a business.
by Sexydimma April 10, 2015
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Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.
Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.
Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.
by Shmoesta December 31, 2023
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by Mean aunty in my head December 13, 2023
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Person 1: “I love you”
Person 2: “OH SHIF NONONONO DONT KYS PLEASE PLEASE IM HAVING A SUICIDE SCARE”
Person 2: “OH SHIF NONONONO DONT KYS PLEASE PLEASE IM HAVING A SUICIDE SCARE”
by RexTheHamsterYT February 26, 2024
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