funnel cake stand

A project or idea that is voiced or dreamed about, but never pursued with any real effort. Moreover, the person who announces the idea usually has no intention of following through on th idea from the start.
A person who hears someone voice a funnel cake stand is usually aware of it immediately.

Girl: I'd like to make a series of you-tube videos acting out stories with Gundam action figures.

Guy: You will never do that. That is totally a funnel cake stand.

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Guy 1: We should open a funnel cake stand in the quad. We would make so much money!

Guy 2: Dude, just saying you wanted to open a funnel cake stand was a funnel cake stand.

by gingitsune23 June 25, 2010

Let's blow this popsicle stand!

(N.) Lame, 50's, white-people way of saying, "Let's get the f*ck outta here!"

"Golly Gee! There's a trouble a comin'! Let's Blow this Popsicle Stand!"

by G-Union December 9, 2003

Sandstone

Famout orgy-house and "commune" in Topanga, California in the '70s.

I went to Sandstone and didn't just have a three-way; it was a ten-way! Miss that place!

by octopod November 30, 2003

Standing Coffin

Where you give someone a bear hug and proceed to jerk them off.

Grab a dude and huge him tight so he can't escape and jerk him off, hence the Standing Coffin.

by wickedwaldo December 23, 2009

Standing Tall

Pride; To be proud of yourself;

Look at them new rims! I'm going to be standing tall at the club tonight!

by Incognito Bot May 31, 2018

SQUIRREL STAND

When you deficate into a woman's anus and then she deficates it back into your mouth.

I can't believe that bitch pulled a Squirrel Stand!

by Stan Chinus February 8, 2008

Lemonade Stand

A urinal

I'm gonna go to the lemonade stand... where I stand and make lemonade.

by cr0nky October 16, 2009