Platano Split

When you and your friend really want some good quality action and take a platano, throw whip cream on it and ENJOY it in many different ways IYKWIM!!!!!

Hey what are you doing today?

nothing. you wanna do something?

sure. how about a platano split?

Sounds great. ill bring a platanero to use the platano and we can have A TON OF FUN!

by Platanero IYKWIM! June 28, 2009

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campground split

while driving through the campgrounds of oak bluffs a large crowd of bewildered old folks will spread like your car is moses and they are the red sea....on a one lane road....thus causing you to drive through the masses and be gawked at like you are of alien descent

"its one lane why dont they just go to one side....oh no the campground split egads"!!!

by billypee October 21, 2010

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Bonernana split

When a man has a boner and pulls the skin back too far and its snaps back and bloody cum goes everywhere

Oh i do say one had a horrid Bonernana Split last night it went all over the floor. Oh you dirty peice of filth

by WhyIDOSay December 19, 2011

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denver split

The "Denver Split" occurs when a guy starts to take a piss and the stream splits into two streams that go different directions. Usually this only lasts a couple of seconds, sometimes it persists. I first heard this term in 1966 and can't believe there's no google hits on it to this very day!

"I had a huge Denver Split and pissed all over the floor."
"Why is just your right shoe wet? Didja have a Denver Split?
"What a Denver Split! I actually crossed streams with the guy standing next to me."

by Loco Moco October 10, 2013

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