Shooting Reds

When you jerk off so much that you ejaculate blood, usually after you shoot blanks and keep going
“ I broke my record for the amount of times I could jerk off in a day, I started shooting reds”
by Goobadox December 22, 2024
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Poop and Shoot

When you poop in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.
by shitbirdie November 4, 2011
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Redneck Shooting Star

A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.
“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!
by Jon the American March 17, 2024
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Macedonian Trash Shoot

Noun | When one partner uses their penis to mash and churn feces inside of the other’s colon until it is a paste, and then proceeds to funnel the feces into their mouth.
That fine torta gave me a Macedonian trash shoot
by Mr.🍇ist June 18, 2025
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Shooting Stars

That one song by Bag Raiders that you've likely heard in a meme compilation somewhere or other with somebody jumping/diving/falling and then the background cuts to space with the person in an infinite loop and a song playing.
by Hustle54 January 14, 2018
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Is that why I lost time those 3 times? Did you try to kill me? Is that what happened there? I heard someone got stabbed 47 times at a Kwik Trip. Is that why I lost 2 hours that one time?
Some old guy "Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym..."

Hym "What are you insinuating? Did you fucking stab me? Did one of these cocksuckers stab me? Not smart. Could have killed yourself doing that you know."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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Egg Shoot

She's addicted to cosmetic surgery! She's had a nose-job and a boob-job, and next she's gonna get her egg shoot tightened!
by Stormy Weather December 25, 2007
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