Your working at your cellphone store and a customer comes in and asks to help him with the moving of pictures on his phone to an SD card. The customer hints to you that he has questionable photos. Thankfully you see nothing but the very presence of this dude gives you the creeps. You turn around and tell the new hire that you just experienced a Sam Lamb.
by Kard December 12, 2017
Sam Dao (full name Samuel Dao) Born February 31st 9 BC Is an American Minecraft youtuber and twitch streamer. Every night at 7:30 cst est Sam goes live on you tube and does 1.16 or 1.17 speed runs. He used to do cross country but has recently quit. Sam goes to collage in Texas and streams from his dorm. He has been playing Minecraft since it came out on x-box in 2009. He has a dog named Duke back at home. Sam's current pb (players best) is 14:26
by Claire Argo June 12, 2021
A stupid nonce who thinks Osu! beats the ultimate war-themed-hat-simulator, Team Fortress 2! May Lord Gaben smite his disgusting COD ass.
by Grognak the Destroyer July 02, 2019
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by TheGreatnessofOdea April 17, 2018
A sexy little boy who loves to whip out the dogs and show the whole world.
He also has a sexy mullet which isnt as long as his beautiful ginger pubes
He also has a sexy mullet which isnt as long as his beautiful ginger pubes
by I Want Storeys Tootsies April 06, 2023
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