giant spider

an abomination from hell

i might have the most baddest luck ever because EVERY FUCKING TIME I GO TO THE FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING WALL. GOD WHY DO GIANT FUCKING SPIDERS EXIST I HATE THIS WORLD

todd: what the hell is a giant spider and why is scott afraid of it

scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, giant spiders are abominations from hell, and that they always appear on his bathroom wall every time he takes a shower.

by Ice Cream_ June 11, 2023

Clock Spider

An outdated meme that has somehow begun trending again for no discernable reason.

John: Yo, why the hell did Pepe become such a hit again? It died like three years ago.
Jason: Yeah, it's such a Clock Spider, dude.

by CallousedCalcium December 13, 2016

Spider-leg fuck

When three guys get on top of another in an spider position while getting fucked by the men on top of them.

Holy shit he just got Spider-leg fucked. Wanna Spider-leg fuck.

by The genuine man June 04, 2022

spider 2y banana

Anything that's complex and not easily understood by a layperson; to intentionally obfuscate or confuse someone with verbiage.

Damn dude, I just asked you for the time, and you went all spider 2y banana on me!

by dauntless5 September 01, 2021

spider-man franchise

(Noun) kid who only has one story and keeps telling it over and over.

Every time I hang out with Todd he tells the same exact story about how his dad was roommates with John Smoltz.

Spider-Man franchise

by Aprilinsa August 09, 2017

Mama Spider

Soft, protective, or motherly Natasha Romanoff. Usually in relation to being a motherly figure to Peter Parker; but not always.

Also used: Momma Spider, Spider mom & Mama Nat.

"Uh, oh, they angered Mama Spider," Tony whispered.

by queertree April 25, 2022

Spider Build Li

A meme on wynncraft. Started by shots, asking yygamer to do LI with spider build.

yygamer go do spider build LI
wtfrick this isn't spider build Li

by a very wynncraftian gamer April 19, 2021