physical socializing

Two or more individuals interacting in the physical presence of one another, without the immediate aid of online networking sites, telephones, mobile phones, text messaging, instant messaging, or other electronic communication mechanism. Two cups connected by a string suffices since someone must actually get close enough to another person to hand the cup over.

Two people sitting at a table in a cafe having a conversation with only air between them are in the process of physical socializing.

by OaklandWalker May 5, 2009

Hvoax Socialize

Hvoax: A god forbidden creature (The devil) in the religion: socialize

Person one "I hate hvoax socialize!"
Person two "Yes! He loves to torture our people!"

by ,.,.// November 12, 2020

Social media

A word that boomers use to Reference the internet.

In my day we didn’t have any social media. We had sticks.

by Mr.dine June 11, 2020

social ontology

A cyclical time theory of linearity in which asymmetry causes incompleteness (inequality); and incompleteness causes discontinuity; and discontinuity recursively causes asymmetry.

That is to say, from mediums emerge outcomes, from outcomes emerge catastrophes and from catastrophes recurse to form new mediums beginning the cycle of linearity once again.

Also called ontologistics.

Social ontology is an ontologistical iteration of the tri-functional hypothesis.

by sandraxine August 26, 2018

Social Stud

I person who doesn't really know how to socialize among friends but proceeds to have many friends in their circle.

He's such a social stud, thats why he always eats his lunch with us.

by blastedporpoise June 23, 2016

Social Rush

When an online social network is bombarded because everyone is trying to get on at the same time.

Dude, I was talking to eight girls last night, it was the biggest Social Rush Ive seen in awhile!

by TDTT December 9, 2008

Social signalling

A person making a statement to get a point across that gives them Reality or Internet clout.

Example 1: I have the latest iPhone!
Example 2: Jealous of my new 4K TV?... Its 120hz too!
Example 3: I went to a protest for (Insert political issue here)
Comeback: I do not care about your social signalling

by dankm3m3rzz May 24, 2021