A phrase used when one is baffled at how something is constructed or designed or an action that defies logic or general common sense. The phrase can be extended to anything that is non-sensical in nature. The phrase can also be used by itself when observing an action that prompts one to state "say you were smart" in a bewilderment state of mind.
Say you were smart and you designed this cheese grater that rusts when you put it in the dishwasher; observing a person swim in shark infested waters might prompt someone to state "say you were smart"
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Get the say you were smart mug.Smart: a person who looks past superficiality as means of purpose; one who makes sound judgment, uses distinct affective words to express themselves, and knows when to keep Fuc*in quiet!
When the time came to talk to the guy she had a crush on, she was smart with her tactics and thoroughly occupied his attention.
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The word was first used during a drunken post in the JTS at the famous nforcershq.com.
The word was first used during a drunken post in the JTS at the famous nforcershq.com.
by The Big Papaparappa April 9, 2004
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Get the smackaroos mug.A Game featuring all of Nintendos Major mascots; Mario, Samus, Link, Kirby. And some not so well known charecters; The Ice Climbers, Marth & Roy, Ness. Theres about 25 charecters and I think 50 levels. You can just pick up the controller and go to town on your enemys even if youve never played before. This is my favorite game of all time along with the harvest moon series.
I was playing SSB and Kirby just came out of nowhere and sucked me. After taking some of my genetics Yoshi started giving me a tounge lashing. It reminded me of waffles
by Trippy_the_round February 2, 2005
Get the super smash bros melee mug.1. Used to denote a foul visual appearance; Ugly. 2. to indicate a repugnant odor; often includes the word 'unwiped'. 3.a large quantity of drunken buffoons; may indicate anger and/or cockiness. 4. May indicate anger or cockiness for an individual where appropriate.
"Gene's dog was uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes."
"When Sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed assholes."
"Murphy's pub had a barrel full of smashed assholes."
"I've had enough of your attitude, Smitty. You're as fun as a barrel full of smashed assholes."
"When Sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed assholes."
"Murphy's pub had a barrel full of smashed assholes."
"I've had enough of your attitude, Smitty. You're as fun as a barrel full of smashed assholes."
by Lauren P. August 11, 2005
Get the a barrel full of smashed assholes mug.Someone who is sacastic, in a cutting yet witty manner. A person capable of making a remark that could be interpreted as a insult or a joke depending on the sensitivity of the listener and the specific situation. A smart ass is not necessarily a bad person just usually perceptive. ( For terms to refer to an offensive, cruel and asinine person see Jerk, Asshole , idiot, fool etc.)
We were out the other night at the club when this jerk tried to pick up Nick's girlfriend, rather than fight he calmly stepped in and said, 'Look buddy you mother is could never be this PHAT (pretty hot and tempting) you gotta face only a mother could love. Nick's such a smart ass.
by ria June 7, 2004
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