Mayberry by the sea

There's no such place. If you think you are from Mayberry, you're not from Mayberry.

People from Mayberry don't know they are from Mayberry. You never sea a beach in Mayberry, which is why there's no Mayberry by the sea anywhere.

by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021

sea turtle me

When she has her partner place his flacid penis that resembles a sea turtle head in her mouth and allows the turtle (penis to get erect) inside.

I am bored come sea turtle me.

by Definition magician April 9, 2021

Sea shelling

When your asshole is so open you can hear the ocean.

Old girl got game Bang so hard she was sea shelling on both holes.

by Big Bill Will McCall April 22, 2021

Red Sea badge

Intercourse during her period

Yo Bobby, have you got your Red Sea badge? I got mine the other night after getting my red wings..

by Is_FuZe April 25, 2021

Sea Decked My Cuddy

To spread one’s own semen on another man’s buttocks.

I sea decked my cuddy all weekend with my boyfriend Kevin.

by SamDog76 April 30, 2021

Sea People

noun

1) people who probably already do (or would) live on a yacht in the sea if they could and probably have signs around their beach house on the sea with phrases such as:
"Life's a beach" , "Take me to the beach" , "Margaritas and the beach" etc.

“Man 1: Hey, wanna go to the sea port?
Man 2: Nah, too many sea people there.”

by Qoejankekdk May 4, 2021

Sea food

The most disgusting thing you could ever fucking eat

“Hey let’s go get some sea food” “this bitch a whole alien

by Bitch corvette corvette May 10, 2021